Ignore Your Resume Like A Recruiter

Steven Kneiser
1-minute read

How many seconds does HR give you?
7?
10?
2π? 2 pi?
You remember trigonometry
right JAMES?


You’ve heard all the advice:

Did you throw up in your mouth yet?
Not even a little chunk?
…little nugget?


Brace yourself because
👏 No.
👏 One.
👏 Is.
👏 Talking.
👏 About.
👏 This.

You Can't Handle The Truth!

Ready?
Maybe just maybe

The problem isn’t with your résumé

There.
I said it.


👀 👀 👀

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No pitchforks yet?
*phew*

Maybe just maybe

If you only give them
7 seconds to say “No”
you’re doing it wrong

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